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Alex liked smoking and getting his dick sucked. He was a very talented man and could smoke a cigar with his butthole. And by cigar I mean dick.

— my boyfriend attempting to write porn

robbstark:

buriedwings:

it’s been over 2 years since dragon age 2 came out and people are still complaining that it’s unrealistic to have four bisexual people in the same city

 

hahahahah my boyf started making ocs for my story as a joke but now he’s really into it and developing them so well that he might actually be is going gay for them

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firaxa:

darthempress:

miri-strzechowski:

taraexp:

Ohoho.

I laughed way harder than I should’ve

Longer is only better if it’s thicker.
…
Did I just type that?

omg sheploo bottom left panel you are just adorable okay

firaxa:

darthempress:

miri-strzechowski:

taraexp:

Ohoho.

I laughed way harder than I should’ve

Longer is only better if it’s thicker.

Did I just type that?

omg sheploo bottom left panel you are just adorable okay